I’m online and watching Man Vs. Food while I have a huge pile of homework that I should have done earlier. Sunday afternoons suck. When is mid winter break? Oh, speaking of procrastination, does anyone know what time the Grammy Awards start (in Pacific Time Zone please)?
If someone is insulted by an insult, that means...
Someone tell me what a hipster is?
Fact of the day:
If you are making instant brownies, you can replace oil with applesauce.
An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on...– JD Salinger
RIP JD Salinger.
I just ordered Pizza Hut for the first time.
Two kids, home alone, no car, flat bike tires, and $20. Too bad Panda Express doesn’t deliver. I feel like my stomach is going to explode.
A shrine to Jared Padalecki's ass. →
yerawizardharry: This is a quality website. Oh god, I think I just died.
I’m the one that has to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my...– Jim Hendrix (via artpixie)
Why is it that the most hard working people get...
You had to be there.
T: why is there a sandwich here?!
L: the eff! Haha.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at...– Helen Keller (via artpixie)
Life is a maze; it takes skill to see through the end.– Assirol
For your information:
If someone is dark skin, wearing a turban, or has a black beard, it doesn’t mean they’re a terrorist! If you know someone in the Middle East, that doesn’t mean they’re thinking of bombing the whole world. Do I hear racism?
There are things that I will never be able to...
My grandma knows sports more than I do.
She’s screaming/cursing at the TV, I don’t have a clue about whats going on.