Happy Halloween x]
That was such a dumb movie
Land of the Lost or something like that. With Will Ferrel, it was funny, but a tard. I liked it when they were singing like Kanye though; that part made me laugh.
Just keep strutting your junk, you pretty little thing.
tiarrainyoface: andyadvill: Those easy six words would’ve saved me from this sorrow.
my mom forgot to do my homework.
(via tiarrainyoface) your mom forgot to do my homework
I walked into an intersection and had to choose to go left or right, I’d choose left because everyone seems to be doing the wrong right things.
ranaeee: Today I passed a father and his son walking down the road ahead of me. The son, a young boy, was dressed as a vampire. The dad asked, “So, are you going to be that Edward Cullen vampire for halloween?” And the boy replied: “No, daddy! I like girls!” I’m glad the young people understand. MLIA. Jacob is better.
Halloween= free tacos @ taco bell !!
nikkicolex3: tiarrainyoface: 6-midnight! xD o fuck yess haha Black Tacos!
tuhareuh: lynettemofukka: A man came home from work late again, tired and irritated, to find his 5 years old son waiting for him at the door. “Daddy, may I ask you a question?” “Yeah, sure, what is it?” replied the man. “Daddy, how much money do you make an hour?” “That’s none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?” the man said angrily. “I just want to know. Please tell me, how...
pwnd; not really
M: We were driving in front of the Venetian, and the security had to pull us over because Carl looked like a tourist!
L: Why would they pull you over for looking like a tourist?
M: Because he looked like a tourist!
L: ...you mean a terrorist?
M: THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED!
On the grass.
Bam. Bam? BAM!– Assirol
I just found out what roflcopter meant. I’m so lame. I think I liked it better back in elementary school when there was just ASAP and FYI.
I dance in the dark And swim in the clouds I fly with elephants And run with sloths I sing on the toliet And shower in the ocean I walk I talk I breathe I live I am.